zachary's tweets
@DavidGlick Gotta pay the cost to be the boss. — 7 hours 31 min ago
Back off gluten. Au revoir, les restaurants ... @therainisapain @DavidGlick #gluten #autoimmune — 10 hours 3 min ago
City ordinance 47b prohibits the playing of a musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprise. — 11 hours 17 min ago
A man with closed eyes can't speell. RT @mobettabrown A closed mouth doesn't get feed. — 19 hours 4 min ago
"That would account for your exaggerated hysteria over a simple blemish on the furniture" #qotd #petersellers — 1 day 5 hours ago
@mcbridesworld Yeah, sure fastest to 250 HR. A dubious stat. Pujols is a year younger and has 401 HR, but he didn't dawdle in the minors... — 1 day 7 hours ago
@TWCableHelp How can a company that only delivers it's service 80% of the time be such a stickler about late fees? I should prorate my bill. — 1 day 7 hours ago
@TWCableHelp Like the three days past due my account was cost TW anything in the vicinity of $7.00 anyway. — 1 day 7 hours ago
"Are you a Libra?" "No, I'm a Scorpio." "That explains a lot." #overheardinnewyork — 1 day 9 hours ago
@TWCableHelp Dudes, if you want me to be able to direct message you, you need to follow me. #fail — 1 day 10 hours ago